Zoo as in zoology

"The message was a pleasant surprise, never really saw it coming. If I were the over analyzing type of person, I would have said she missed me"

My first black and white pictures... I have to say I really like them.

Man Utd... the greatest club in the universe

"I just had one of those dreams. It was a good one, but left me feeling depressed after waking up. It's been a while since I had a dream like this. Why is it happening again now?"

This picture was taken on Monday evening around 7.30 pm. I was just messing around with the camera trying to take an 'artistic' picture of the dusk when I unintentionally took this picture that supposedly is an Unidentified Flying Object or better known as a U.F.O.

Ain't I lucky huh? Don't believe me? See for yourself then.....


Real Madrid might be the 'Galatico' but this picture proves that in this Galaxy, United is the biggest club. Even E.T came and watched them play.

The greatest weekend ever!

"If your lucky, you will be able to taste greatness one day"

Malaysia Vs Manchester United, live at Bukit Jalil Nasional Stadium. 18th July 2009.
The greatest weekend ever!





For more pics of this great weekend with the greatest team on the face of the earth.... check the link below.

ManUtd vs Malaysia

Nice huh? Thought so...

"I don't really like to say this, but you really need to get laid. It's for your own good, trust me. I do know what I'm talking about"

Mango or MNG as most people know it in this part of the world has really out done it'self. I didn't think they could ever make an add better than Spring Penelope (May 19), since the ones after that were way below par. But how wrong was I, they did the unthinkable by replacing Penelope with none other than Scarlett Johannson and the results......... Ah-May-Zing....

Enough talk.... here, see for yourself.


Nice eh? I thought so.

Get your priorities straight, damn you

"I might be making a mistake, but at least it's my mistake to make"

My first official photos. First, live and exclusive.





Hey, I never said I was any good. At least it's a start. Hahahahaha!

and of course before I forget, every guy with a camera must have his first ever 'self-taken picture in the mirror' pic. The whole thing wont be complete without it.

I'm not in my 40's and already I'm having a mid life crisis.

"She smells familiar, I can't quite recognize it. Sorta something like moth balls... only different"

I'm feeling old today...It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just didn't realize it would be this soon.

I was looking forward to a week of rest in the office, finished everything I needed to do, just some paperwork that I planned to spread out the whole week so as to have something to do while actually doing nothing at all. Brilliant plan I would have to admit.

Sadly, my genius plan crumbled in the space of two days. Tuesday... I made the huge mistake of looking to relaxed while my manager passed by. Haha... that's what I get for sitting back in my chair arms spread behind my head. I was quickly dispatched to go help one of the other seniors with their outstanding workload. Damn... foiled again.

Still, it wasn't too bad, the guy was all right, took the time to explain what I needed to do. Not like some other senior which I refuse to name here. I also got the opportunity to get out of the office again. All in all, it wasn't too bad.

The bad part is when I asked his aged. He was about my height, looked matured enough. Guess I could get a few laughs with someone my age since most the newbies were younger than me.

TWENTY. TWO OH. 20. What? Did you say 20 as in years old? You're 20 and you've been giving me orders all this while, this is unheard of.

Who in their right mind works when they're 20? When I was 20, I was still hanging about doing the stupid things that 20 year old kids (yes, I mean kids) do. I feel bad for him, working at 20. Well, there goes your whole life. It just ended when you signed that contract. Just like signing your soul to the devil.

Come on, your early 20's is the peak of youth. Go out and have fun, fall in love, get your heart crushed in the process. Live it out. Why would you let it all go and start working? Why?

Not only are you wasting away you're youth your making me feel damn old. The worse part is, I hear most of the seniors are in their early 20's too.

Damn I'm old.

I have to learn how to say no to women...

'I have a feeling. It's a curious feeling. It's been a while since I've had this feeling... but yet, it's not quite the same. Different somehow, different good or different bad, we'll just have to sit back and find out.'

Over the years we have had some really smart people invent some really useful things. From the basic wheel made by Fred Flinstone to the airplane invented by the Wright brothers. From the guy who invented the TV (I still don't know his name, even though the TV fills up 80% of my life) to the wonder that is the Internet. The human mind has never fail to amaze us all.

Today I would like to introduce everyone to the most amazing discovery/invention known to man. Actually, it's an extension to an already wonderful invention. Want to know what it is? I don't exactly know what's it called but here goes. Introducing the amazing extended steel thing on a puncher!



I have no idea when this amazing thing was invented but I have just found out about it recently. The last time I even used a puncher was about 2 year ago and this steel extension thing wasn't invented yet. So it must have been ingeniously made between 2007 to 2009.

What does it do I hear you say... well it determines the center of the paper so when you make the holes its exactly in the center. Remember the old days when you needed to fold the paper in two so as to determine the center and thus leaving your paper ruined due to the fold marks? Well those dark ages are gone forever. Personally I have never folded the paper, I just punch the holes wherever I think is the center, which in most cases will make the paper uneven when you put them all in the file. I never really cared because to me, the unevenness of the center was art, but sadly my former boss didn't think so. Haha... now, there will never be a difference of opinion between me and my new boss cause now, it will forever be in the middle. Amazing I tell you! So effing amazing.

How does this amazing steel thing work? Well easy, you just extend the steel thing there, put the paper between the puncher and the extended steel and presto! perfect symmetry. Amazing init! Ah-May-Zing!

Edited 17/07/2009
Look what I just found........ another proof of evolution.


I wouldn't want to be the paper that goes under that monster.