The end of Audit

"All I do now is wear sun glasses while acting and posing cool"

After almost 2 years in the living hell that is audit, I'm finally free.... somewhat.
So, before I go, I want to share my infinite knowledge with the world. Below, is the top 5 thing one will learn when doing audit.

5. 9-5 working hours actually mean 8-12.
4. You don't need sleep when you have an unlimited supply of coffee.
3. Going back at 5.30 (if you're lucky)feels like a holiday.
2. Weekends and public holidays are frowned upon.
1. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing, everyone else is as lost as you are.

With that, I say goodbye audit. Trust me, you won't be missed.