Good Luck for the Future

"A special shout out to my intern, feel free to write on here anytime. You're always welcome. And one more thing, if you never ever listen to anything I say after this, just listen to this. DO YOUR ACCAs FULL TIME. Ok, it's been nice knowing you. Don't be a stranger."

Since all the talk is about New Moon nowadays, I think it's only right that I give my two cents worth on the subject.

Yes, I have watched the movie. With who? I would like to say some hot babe, but that would be stretching it a bit.
Usually when it comes to movies from books, I prefer to read the original first before seeing the adaptation on film, but with Twilight, it's an exception since it took me 2 whole months just to finish the book. Yes, it was that bad. The movie? I just watched it on tv a few days ago for the first time. Yes, still bad. Well, enough about Twilight, lets move on to New Moon.

Straight out I would like to say I was pleasantly surprised. Came with zero hope what so ever but it turned out not bad.

Let me just list down a few of the negatives first:
1) Jacob Black really need to get some acting lessons.
2) The pacing of the story needs some work. It lags in certain parts then in the best bits it goes by too fast.
3) The movie lacks a dominant baddie.
4) Edward is a douche.

Four negatives is enough for now I think. Now for something I never thought I would say... the good thing about New Moon. The first movie with just Bella and Edward was barf inducing. I can see why the girls would like it, but for guys, I think they would prefer a swift kick 'where the sun don't shine' than watching Twilight. But in New Moon, the whole Jacob Black character gives the movie a whole new dimension. It really has loads of potential. I enjoyed the bits where its Jacob and Bella cause there was actual life in the story. But the moment Edward gets in the picture again, it turns back into a snore fest. I love you, you love me.... ZzZZzzZzzz....

Oh yeah, one more thing... it felt really uncomfortable watching a bunch of half naked guy run around in the woods for 2 hours.

Well that's it, I never thought I would enjoy it but maybe that's what I get for hanging around a bunch of girls for the past 6 months. Just go into the movie with zero expectations........

Calm Before The Storm

"You walk fast2 lagi I'll tell the gang what you did to get that height of yours!"

Good Morning World

I have nothing to write, I just like these picture. They've been heavily edited that at first look, it looks damn ugly. But the more you look at it, the more it grows on you. I love it now. If you don't, then that's your problem. What the hell do you know?

Things have been a bit slow on the working side of life, not that I have any problem with it but as someone said, on a 'peningkatan kendiri' point of view, it might come back and bite me in the ass in the near future. It'll be squeaky bum time in a few days. Gotta get ready.

This new job seems different from the jobs I've been getting for the past six months. As the intern would say 'no shtinking meaty chicks'. But I love them meaty chicks. Still, this job does have its perks. The pantry really does look nice. (Mental note to self... check out the pantry on level 11 next week).


I just realized that both of these pics have the tongues sticking out. What a nice coincidence

Racist?

"buat full time hahaha i'm always right"

What would be the perfect assignment to humbly end six months worth of "auditing" experience?

THIS ONE! :D

Nomore short skirts and shtinkin "chics" yay!

Surat khabar

"lu pikir la sendiri"

Early in the morning, when Laj had left, I knew straight away that todays gona be a LoooooOooOoOOoNG DAY! :(

10.36 am
"nak tau lelaki tu cool ke tak kan tgk dia roll sleeves tak" (-_-!!)

10.39 am
"hari tu nampak orang pakai skirt pocket kat depan" (-_-!!)

10.42 am
"abis tu international audience nak baca macam mana?" (-_-!!)

10.45 am
"alaa kena jemur kain" (-_-!!)

Oh yes, I smartly gulung and ikat suratkhabar with a getah to help me get through the day..

The Art of Pretending to Look Busy

"I actually think I'm allergic to work. I wonder how I can get paid to do absolutely nothing. If only my last name was Hilton"

9.30am
I'm writing this today because I'm bored. There's nothing to do in the office and there's no one around to talk to. My first ever subordinate ditched me to spend the whole day asleep in bed. I wished I had thought of that this morning.
Supposed to be doing a new job, but because of some technicalities, it wont start till Thursday. So I'm sitting all alone with my 5th cup of coffee. Last week I was lucky enough to get to sit at the managers area (which suited me very find I would say), and with it all the perks of the managerial pantry area. The coffee somehow tastes a lot better (They wouldn't buy different brands of coffee for different levels of employees now would they? or wouldn't they?).

10.15am
My lack of skills in pretending I'm busy has gone and bitten me in the ass again. I got called in to do some grunt work. Checking 30 copies of reports to see if the page numbering are sequential. (Your lucky your on leave today intern, if not I would have passed it to you). My lack of enthusiasm seems to have been noticed by the senior (or is she?) and now she's giving me the evil eye. Who would have thought that the numbering weren't sequential. The pages 5 and 6 were mixed up. WOW! I just earned my pay for today. Who knows what sorta trouble would have come knocking if I hadn't noticed it.

12.30pm
Grunt work not quite finished yet, but I'm off to lunch. It isn't any fun eating without your friends, so I'll just buy some sardine bread at the nearby 7-11 and something else.

12.45pm
Sardine bread finished, now I'm off for my 2 minutes of alone time where I usually reflect on what I have achieved thus far in life. The 2 minute time frame is indicator enough to how much I have actually achieved in life. Nuff said.

1.30pm
Resume grunt work. Maybe if I finish early with this I can practise on perfecting my 'pretending to be busy' look. But before that, coffee number 6.

2.00pm
Grunt work finish. Since I've already earned my pay for the day, i'll just wait till 5.30pm and go back. 2.01pm???? wth? I thought it was 3.00pm already. Damn it.

2.10pm
No such luck, just got tons of work. Might not even get to go back early today. Just my luck.
Well, at least it's actual work.

5.35pm
Finished with work, wasn't as much as I first thought. Looks like I'll be going back early as planned. What? A call from home.... No hot dinner waiting for me when I get back??? This is unheard of. Ah well, McD it is then. Or maybe Subway.... but Subway don't have any side orders.... how bout KFC.... Mapley la easier and value for money.

The Sparkling Monkey!

"You shouldn't play with other peoples feelings. Pervy feelings are feelings to you know"

I know photoshop now.... be afraid, be very afraid.
Sparkling Monkey!


New sky and sun beams.

Toblerone

"I'm so gonna be a cool senior one day"

Busu Wikang: im only perveted with ppl i know
Busu Wikang: im nice with ppl i dun know
Intern : im nice with ppl i know and dont know
Intern : im never a pervert
Intern : im more open minded with a pervert
Busu Wikang: u will one day my young padawan

U love New Moon... I'm ashamed

"I can't even think of a random thought. You like New Moon! WTH?"

This is a special post for someone I know who's a closet Twilight fan. No intern, I'm not talking about you.

This person who we will call Alice, (since she loves Alice in Twilight)used to give me so much crap because in a moment of weakness I bought Twilight the book. I have my reasons, but I'm not gonna tell you why, let's just say it involves drugs and surgery.

Ever since the day I posted a status on FB that I had bought the book, this person has given me non-stop crap. I'm no Twilight fan but I do think Kristen Steward looks hotter and hotter by the day. Fame can do that to you. So getting back to the subject, anything that remotely has anything to do with Twilight, Alice will hate and avoid like a plague, leading me to believe that she really hates Twilight.

So I was really surprised when this morning she accidentally revealed to me that she had in fact read New Moon. Yes you heard right, ALICE HAS READ NEW MOON!
Naturally, she tried making excuses. 'No, I just skimmed through the book'. 'I skipped all the romance part'. Yeah right, why read in the first place if your gonna skip the romance right? It's like the whole point of Twilight.... duh!

This revelation fills me with so much joy. Never in a million years did I think that Alice would be a Twilight fan. She may deny it, but we all know where she will be on 27 Nov 2009 as exactly 12am.

Wonder if she's team Edward or team Jacob?

Yes I know the poster says 20/11/2009.... but where I come from it's 27/11/2009. Guess who corrected me on that. That's right. Alice.

Random thoughts

"im gonna die an old n bitter man"

This is the clock upon the wall
This is the story of us all
This is the first sound of a newborn child
Before he starts to crawl
This is the war that's never won
This is a soldier and his gun
This is the mother waiting by the phone
Praying for her son

There is a drug that cures it all
Blocked by the governmental wall
We are the scientists inside the lab
Just waiting for the call
This earthquake weather has got me shaking inside
I'm high up and dry

Confess to me
Every secret moment
Every stolen promise you believed
Confess to me
All that lies between us
All that lies between you and me

We are the boxers in the ring
We are the bells that never sing
There is a title we can't win no matter
How hard we might swing

Pictures of you
Pictures of me
Hung upon your wall for the world to see
Pictures of you
Pictures of me
Remind us all of what we used to be

The Cold Truth

"Raining.........opportunity lost."

When you are down with a flu, ain't no chicken pie could possibly cure you. Bed and amazing porn, thats what life should be about.

Her Body Is A Wonderland

"Saw heaven walking up the stairs... but heaven is pink colour."

Uh uh uh in the place to be..

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

I know that you been waitin' for it
I'm waitin' too
In my imagination I be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

If it's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me when I do
(I do)
If it's a camera up in here
Then I best not catch this flick on Youtube
(Youtube)

'Cuz if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cuz they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this private between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
C'mon and give me what I deserve
And touch my body

You can put me on you like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me like a tropical breeze
And float away with you in a Caribbean sea

If it's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me when I do
(I do)
If it's a camera up in here
Then I best not catch this flick on Youtube
(Youtube)

'Cuz if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cuz they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this private between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
C'mon and give me what I deserve
And touch my body

Imma treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Laying intertwined with me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty of joy

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel like you never did
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
C'mon and give me what I deserve
And touch my body

A time for rememberance......

"From my vast experience I know that this was not going to end nicely. I pity the guy, he doesn't know the heartbreak he's getting himself into"

Should be writing something here but, I got nothing. I just want to post a few pictures that I took. Wanted to upload these on Flickr, but Flickr seems to be having a few problems, so this blog will have to do for now.
Can't believe I went out on a Sunday just to take these few pictures. I'm not as lazy as I think I am. Damn, this isn't a good sign. Wanted to take it on a Saturday after going to my friends wedding, but rain put a stop to that plan. Well, now thats done, It's back lazying around in front of the TV watching a marathon of season two of TrueBlood. That Sookie Stackhouse is one hot babe. Talking about TrueBlood, that reminds me of this great quote from Jason Stackhouse..."I work out and watch a lot of porn to learn stuff". So true, how very true.


To the fallen, I salute you! God Bless!

Cake... I Like.

"Just when I thought this was gonna be my opportunity... it started to rain. Hard. Just my luck"

This is a picture of a wedding cake. What's the reason of me showing this picture? No reason, I just like cake.


Actually I wanted to take a picture of the whole thing, but as my luck would have it that day, I got their late and the 3 layered (I'm guessing here) was already cut and butchered. So there's just a picture of the bottom layer, which if I have to add, looks very nice.

Guilty as a convict

How do I make myself fell less guilty than I am right now? Its as though I have cheated on someone, when in fact it is the right thing to do. Well, guess I always feel like this all the time. Always feel guilty about something I've done. Maybe, it's time for me to stop feeling like this. Maybe, I need to think about myself more than anything else.

She is a friend, a close friend. She does not know how I truly feel about her. She would die if she does find out. But, I cannot hide these feelings anymore. I'm scared though. If I do let every secret in the pigeon's hole out, she might not like me and we might no longer be friends. To be selfish or not be selfish, the question remains unanswered.......

I LOVED YOU AND I STILL AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE!!!!?

Sejarah Mungkin Berulang

Penyanyi: New Boyz

Sejauh mana mampu bertahan
Sampai bila harusku kenang
Setiap kali bertentangan
Tiada ketenangan

Cemburumu merantai hati
Meleburkan semangat diri
Bila aku kenangkan kemanisan lalu
Semua itu ku ketepikan

Andaiku turut rasa hati
Telah jauh ku bawa diri
Tapi kemaafanku lahir dari hati… mengatasi
Sejarah mungkin berulang
Walau engkauku maafkan
Oh kekasih
Tapi mungkin hanya sementara
Keinsafan di hatimu

Berpanas hujan berembun
Tak pernah ku hiraukan
Asal dapat memenuhi
Segala keinginan hati

Ku bina istana cinta
Dihiasi lukisan rindu
Indahnya pada di luar
Tapi penuh kepalsuan
Bila ku tiada
Terbuktilah
Betapa aku pula di sisimu

Sejarah mungkin berulang

It's a mad house

"and thus Armageddon begun. From the humble beginning of a guy who had absolutely nothing to do"

Today was one of the most unproductive days I've had in a while.

It started off crazy enough. Girls. Nuff said...

Then as crazy as it started in went downhill just like that. Doing absolutely nothing for the whole day. Complete and utter boredom.

At the very end, it started to pick up. And not in a good way to add. Girls. Unpredictable and dangerous. I should have known better.

All the things she said

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with you has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
This is not enough
This is not enough

All the things she said
All the things she said

And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say it's my fault but I want her so much
Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain
Come in over my face, wash away all the shame
When they stop and stare don't worry me
Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me
I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
But it's driving me mad, going out of my head

Mother looking at me
Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind

Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?

All the thigs she said.......

Important Disclaimer

"At that exact moment in time, I knew that I was screwed. No matter what happened, there was no way I would be able to say No to 'That'....damn, I'm really screwed. But that's just the story of my life"

Before all of my loyal reader (all zero of em) start to panic, I would just like to say that if there are any weird post on this blog they were not written by yours truly. There is a certain quality standard to the posts in 'Edication is a wunerful thing' (to be known as Edication from here on)and the weird and slightly lower quality post were written (with approval) by Nanooks interns.

Eventhough most of the post appear to be a smear campaign on Nanooks good name, Nanook would like to point out that these post are nothing more than works of fiction. Nanook has always been an advocate of creative writting and thus has allowed these post to stand.

There may be similar weird post in the future, and Nanook advises his reader to take it all in good stride and treat them all with the respect that works of fictions should get. Even though they are of low quality, Nanook will try his hardest to improve the future works of his interns.

Yours truly,

Nanook.

edit 3/11/2009
Due to the writer getting the silent treatment from his interns and he's bored out of his wits he would like to state that in no way is the blogs written by his interns lack quality or standard. What he meant to say is that the style of writing is different from the usual stuff written by the writer.

Yours Truly,

Nanook

Trauma P.I.M.P

PRE BROKEN-HEARTED:

You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night

WHILE BROKEN-HEARTED:

Trauma yang melanda
Menikam-nikam jiwa
Selemah ku lemah daku berserah
Trauma yang ku rasakan
Hanya padamu tuhan
Yang memahami pedih di hati
Tiada pengubat bisa merawat luka
Ku dalam trauma.....

POST BROKEN-HEARTED:

I don't know what you heard about me
But a b*tch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherf**king P-I-M-P

- xoxo, Gossip Girls

A day in the life...........

Date: Nov 2, 2009.

Dear Diary...

Where shall I start.. Today is not a productive day so far. To begin with, I was hungry and eager for lunch as early as 9a.m..This is how I look like early in the morning..Notice the saliva, yes I'm that hungry...Tapi I still look macho kan?Don't u think so?? :)



Tunggu punya tunggu, suddenly dah lunch time..yahooo!! I'm always the first one out sharp at 1230p.m. tapi my friends selalu lambat..toilet lah makeup lah blog lah.. Girlsss *roll eyes*.. Eh c0p, before i proceed to my lunch story, this is where i work literally...



Lunch time, nyummyyy my fav time of the day..Oh yes! Traffic is quite hectic around the office but then again time ni lah nak posing tengah jalan kan..What do u think of my pose? My first attempt to become a billboard model :)



FYI this piece of arse doesn't come easy.. Jalan jauh in search of food can do wonders to your body.. x percaya see for urself.. ;D



So i decided to have lunch here.. (x payah cerita panjang.. the pic can speak for itself)......

Location: Lotus Hotel Restaurant
Menu: Macam macam ada

NOM NOM NOM!!!



Lepas kenyang I decided to lepak at MJ Mall.. where I bought waffle and ice cream.. Gotta keep on feeding the body and the arseeee :P For those of you who's not familiar with MJ Mall, this is how it looks like.. Macho kan?



Lepak2 pun it ain't fun if you are lonely :(


Alamak time's up!!130p.m. je kena balik office.. This way back to "boredville"..



And so just like that my lunch break is over.. It's back to being a slave to money again.. Sigh.. Bila lah aku nak rajin..



Apa macam? Best kan?? How all of you wish your life is like mine.. Muahahahaha. Peace!! Go hijau!!

- xoxo, credits to Gossip Girls.

Dear Jagung

We miss youuuuu! Since you're not around and alone at client's, this post is specially for you to let you know that you're always on our minds! [jiwang beb] :) Be careful while driving and jgn jalan sorg2 taw.. you gota learn your attack and defense techniques, boleh praktis onto Busu, he doesnt mind.. Take care jagung yummy!! <3

- xoxo, Gossip Girls (GG - you know whooo)

Busu says..

Lets talk about Busu's fav topic to talk about.. GIRLS!! oh btw, Busu is what he's known as at work.. and yup, this is the colleagues! why are WE sebok'ing dengan blog dia, one might ask.. its because, busu senang kena tawan dengan girls! haha. oops wonder if he has any gf, sorry! -_-"

Anyway, for the past 4months or so, Busu has been repeating two words, and two words only. nop, bukan mengucap or what.. its SHORT SKIRTS! mind you, he loves them stinkin meaty chics (shall not elaborate any further untuk jaga kesensitifan kesemua pihak).. [sibuk je busu baca dari tepi now kan]

We wanted to upload some pics of the "HOT" chics in office but unfortunately mmc slot couldnt read the card. andd the fact that we might actually get fired by doing that.. The shorter, the better.. thats him alright. nak lunch dah lah, tak sempat borak more..

Ohoo yes, Busu suka kawan with us girls only.. mind you againn, we're fine with it, its just that, kami takut tahap kelakian dia berkurangan.. He does love talking about shopping and hairstyles and bontots.. you get it kan? ok ciao! :)

- xoxo, Gossip Girls.

Politician

The best politician that resembles Nanook in person is..
































tadaaaaaaaaaaaa HOMER SIMPSON.. see the arse lah kan.. and yes, he's one hell of a politician! peace busu! :p

First timer..

This Is It..
Me no longer a Blog virgin.
Thanks to Nanook!
:)

ps:
More posts to come today!
Stay tuneee..
(macam lah ada org baca kan..)

Sing a Happy, Happy, Happy song

"Two full days of The Simpson's Halloween marathon show can not be good for my brain cells. I think I can feel myself getting dumber by the minute. It's time to stop watching when Marge Simpson and her tall blue hair starts to look attractive"


This is my fridge a few months ago. I missed the times when it was always full of Tropicana fruit juices. Those were the times.

I'll just like to point out that even though the world is in a right mess nowadays, most of the people I know seem to be happy and content with their lives. Happy here, happy there, annoyingly happy facebook statuses. I don't think I can stomach it any longer. I'm no killjoy or anything and I can appreciate a little happiness now and again but this over following of happiness just doesn't seem right. It's like the calm before the storm. The light bulbs always brightest before going out.

Maybe I'm just thinking a little to much into all of this and it's really nothing or maybe it's because I just don't like to see happy people. I have my reasons, don't ask.