Something to be grateful for

In this time of uncertainty and economic downturn, it's really hard to find something to be thankful and grateful of.

So I'll just like to take this time to tell everyone how grateful I am to God for creating such a creature as the Megan Fox.

I've always liked Megan Fox, but even so now. This after 2 and a half hours of excruciating pain watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. If not for Megan Fox, I would have died of boredom. How can people make such crap?

So, to Megan Fox.... I raise my glass. Hear! Hear!

Lady drivers.... just proving my point.

I just spent the whole day today going from the office to the client's place and then back to the office again. The whole while sitting in the passenger seat of my seniors car. Yes, she's a girl and yes, I was as scared as hell. All I wanted to do was say, "Please, for the love of God stop and let me drive!" She was most guilty of no1 and no2 (see 'Honk if you wanna get some'). The dirty looks from the passing cars could kill you.

I'm thankfull to God that I'm alive to see another day.

I hope my senior never reads this..... I'll be going back home at 1am everyday for the rest of my life if she ever does.

Hahahaha! Sorry... but it's true.

The sad life of a working man...

Its Friday nite........ as a person with no other commitments then his own well being, I should be partying the nite away after a full week of being a useful member of society.

But sadly, that's not the case. What did I do you ask me? Well, I didn't go out and waste the nite away that's for sure. As soon as I arrived home, I went to sleep. Yup, that's right, straight to bed. Pathetic, I know.

I'm not acting my age.... I should be out having fun, not sleeping. If this is going to be my life now, I might as well get married and have kids because that's what my dad used to do when he gets back from work.


WANTED:
1.One single hot female to be wife, experience not needed. (Preferably none)
2.Kids, not needed at the moment. Can work on that later.

Honk if you wanna get some...!

When you assume..... you make an ASS out of U and ME.


People who know me well know that I love women. Especially when the likes of Jessica Alba and Megan Fox can be categorized as such. I have the utmost respect for them because I have experienced first hand what they can achieve once they put their minds to something. Men should be ashamed.

Women can do ALMOST anything a man can. Note the emphasis on almost.

As much as they try to deny it, women just can't drive. Before some women's rights activist say I'm a sexist pig, I do agree that SOME are exceptional drivers. Danica Patrick is one example(and hot too), but women like that are one in a million. The majority of them are not just bad drivers, they're awful drivers. Fact.

Here's just a little list of the wrong doings of women drivers. Feel free to add some more.

1. Road hog. Can't make up your mind if you want to stay left or right? simple... stay between both lanes.

2. The speedy tortoise. Stay in the fast lane but do your best to drive way below the speed limit.

3. Headless drivers. This isn't really their fault, but I find it hilarious when their heads are the same level as the steering wheel. From the back, it looks like there's no driver.

4. Unable to make split second decisions. I think that speaks for itself, no explanation needed.

Sorry girls.... I love you, but that's just the facts of life. As men are sometimes idiotic pigs, women are just bad drivers.

Say it all together now!

So damn tired. After a week of vouching documents... Purchase orders, invoices, payment vouchers and bank statements... The weekend is finally here. Tonite is supposed to be nite where I stay up late watching crap on the tv. This is not to be because all I want to do now is sleep. The thankless life of an auditor, you sleep whenever you get the chance...

Has anyone noticed that the banana is a weird fruit? I dont think we can even call it a fruit. A fruit is supposed to be juicy and sweet while the banana is just plain mushy (is that even a word?). Fruits have seeds for reproduction, the banana? Have you ever seen a banana seed?


Most importantly, the banana is the only word that if said slowly, will make u sound like a retard. BA-NA-NA. Come on, try it. BA-NA-NA.
See? You sound like a fruitcake. Fruitcake? Banana? Maybe it is a fruit.

I feel like a kid again... and not in a good way

"How can you enjoy Sunday nites when you know you have school the very next day, It's like a prisoner on death row trying to enjoy his last meal"

Calvin from the comic strip Calvin & Hobbes said something like this....not in the exact wording, but you get the point.

Just for the sake of it...

This is what happens when you don't have anything to write, and yet you want to write something. It's been about five to six days since I've updated my blog, and It seems like the right time to do so.

Had a very busy week of being a responsible and usefull human being, strangely really satisfying.... there's a lot that can be written on the past week itself, but that's not what I'm going to do. Who in their right mind would want to read about someones life? Trust me, if you read about mine, you'll just end up feeling sorry for yourself. Haha...

So I won't, I ain't an evil guy who likes making people feel bad about themselves. Don't believe me do you? Ah well, sometimes, even I don't believe myself.

If anybody is still wondering what this is about (which I doubt, because no one actually reads these), it's just me trying to write non-stop and see how long I can go untill I run out of ideas. This is the second time I'm trying this writing without stopping exercise, the first time was in a writing class that I was forced to go to some few years back (the worse thing about it was it wasted my Saturdays, how the hell can you expect to write something 'classic' when your instructor keeps on censoring your material. What's that about huh?).

Anyways I have just lost my train of thought, whenever I think about that it always pisses me off... to think I could of spent my Saturdays going out with friends to a movie or something, instead I was stuck with censoring idiots. Come on how controversial can a high school kid get with his own adaptation of the Highwaymen poem?
You don't ever want to know what it feels like when you think that you've come out with a masterpiece only for it to be censored and shot down into a burning pile of ashes right in front of your own eyes? Evil, that's what it is. Evil....

Actually it wasn't that bad, she did let me keep the weed skull cover (from Cypress Hill) of the book, but mainly because I don't think she recognized the weed. She must of thought it was some normal leaf or something.

And what was really annoying is that I had to spend my Saturdays with a bunch of people and not even one of em was a hot chick. A hot chick has the power to make any dull experiance memorable. If there was even one attractive girl, I would have hung on there and let them censor my work. Whatever, I wouldn't have cared.

Think about it... what would life be without some eye candy? Would people even watch the new 90210 or the new Knight Rider. It's not because of the witty writing or fast cars.

The moment they kill off the cheerleader in Heroes, that's the moment I stop watching it (thankfully, she can't die). Want to know why Prison Break is crap now.... that's what happens when you kill off the hot chick (they did eventually bring her back,but it's too late now)....
Ghost Whisperer, Dirty Sexy Money,Grey's Anatomy, House, Friends, 30 Rock etc.... why do people watch it? Yes, because of the eye candy and yes, I do find Tina Fey hot (but strangely not Sarah Palin, wonder why?)

WoW... pretty long for someone that didn't really know what to write in the first place. Ah well, that's about it then. All that's missing is a picture, so here goes. Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann. A wonderful anime, and not just because of the hot anime chicks. Watch episode6 and you'll understand.

Today... i, Robot

After 25 years of sticking it to the man, I have finally given in to the dark side of a nine to five job or in my sad, sad case a seven eleven job. One might wonder what in the world would have the power to change this free spirited rebel (hahaha...) into a human drone. The answer is quite simple........ money! Years of sitting on my ass doing nothing have finally caught up on me. Yes, sadly being a bum isn't all it's cut out to be.

Like any other nine to five drone, I've been programmed to sleep before twelve (unheard of before this) and wake up equally as early (the horror!). Then it's off to the train station where I meet my fellow drones as we are sandwitched in the tiny train and head off into the money making machine knows as a job.



After eight long hours of acting all freindly and helpfull (freindly and me don't usually mix) it's time to meet up with my drone freinds once again for the commute back home. This isn't really an experiance to savour. Tired, smelly and grumpy.... the only thing keeping my sanity in tack is the thought of the hundred plus bucks I have earned today and the ammount I'm gonna earn tomorrow.

Still, my first day of becoming a responsible human (robot) being did feel somewhat satisfying. The thought of putting in a honest days work really felt good. The proud feeling of becoming a responsible member of society............. Oh shit! What am I saying? This programming is stronger than expected...... somebody help meee.... must *bzzt* sleep... tomorrow *bzzt* have to work.

The end begins.