People are idiots

So, how are we gonna start this blog thingy.....? might as well start rambling shit.

The interview that never was...

Due to subprime morgages, jobs have been hard to come by. And thus job interviews have become the bane of my existance.

To cut the story short.... it didn't go well. Why do you want to become an auditor? you would think that after six and a half years I would have the answer already. Guess not.

So instead of blogging (haha... bloggin) about the real interview, here's the version that should have been...

Nanook: Hello, nice to meet you.

Mr Interview: Let's cut to the crap and get this over with.

Nanook: Sure, your the boss. Give it your best shot.

Mr Interview: So, tell me your motto in life. Every succesful person should live by a motto that he holds dear in his heart.

Nanook: (after a brief pause) my motto in life is ... "People are idiots"

Mr Interview: People are wat? Can you please explain?

Nanook: Well if you need to ask, that should be explaination in itself.

Mr Interview: You smart ass little punk, you got it. This company could use smart asses like you. Report back on Monday.

Nanook: Thank you sir.

And thus my journey to becoming a multi millionaire started.

The end.