Say it all together now!

So damn tired. After a week of vouching documents... Purchase orders, invoices, payment vouchers and bank statements... The weekend is finally here. Tonite is supposed to be nite where I stay up late watching crap on the tv. This is not to be because all I want to do now is sleep. The thankless life of an auditor, you sleep whenever you get the chance...

Has anyone noticed that the banana is a weird fruit? I dont think we can even call it a fruit. A fruit is supposed to be juicy and sweet while the banana is just plain mushy (is that even a word?). Fruits have seeds for reproduction, the banana? Have you ever seen a banana seed?


Most importantly, the banana is the only word that if said slowly, will make u sound like a retard. BA-NA-NA. Come on, try it. BA-NA-NA.
See? You sound like a fruitcake. Fruitcake? Banana? Maybe it is a fruit.